Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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