PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just high enough for therapy.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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