Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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