you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
