New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My ass is underappreciated
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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