also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm both gender and math confused
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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