Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Randomize
