Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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