Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
