Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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