I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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