How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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