Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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