oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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