I got chris browned last night
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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