So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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