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i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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