i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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