You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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