Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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