i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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