I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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