Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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