So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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