At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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