I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
