Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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