I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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