She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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