his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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