guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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