Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Two words: nipple clamps
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