just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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