Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Barsexuality is the new black.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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