some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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