Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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