ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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