I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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