Four minutes until I can fart!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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