I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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