his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
