I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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