wrigley field is MILF paradise
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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