I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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