Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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