Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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