so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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