I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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