he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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