He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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